There will be no shenanigans. Period.
Sunshine Massage & Body Work professionals reserve the right to define "shenanigans" on the spot, without discussion, and to terminate the session without refund or rebooking privileges. Please do not cross a line that will force us to give you the boot. Rest assured that we have excellent senses of humor. Please refrain from soliciting shenanigans.
If clients truly need a working definition of “shenanigans,” please refer to the Associated Bodywork & Massage Professionals’ website for more information: